Sabtu, 08 Februari 2014

Why are there fewer commuter-cyclists lately? What are the main thresholds to bike-commuting?




LastGenera


Imho, the bike manufacturers are to blame, and here are my opinions. What's your two cents?

In my view, bike saddles are uncomfortable and possibly cause the dreaded Male Dysfunction Syndrome. Also, the Shimano fancy gears and shifters wear out in only 1,000 miles and are costly. In comparison, old bikes had gears/chains that lasted 20 years or more.

Open-face bike helmets don't protect the teeth from impact, and there imho aren't inexpensive full-face helmets for people who wear glasses, size 63cm, or XXL.

Then, there's bike theft.

Any other reasons not listed here?



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I hate to say it, but I strongly disagree on every point you've listed.

The 'root' of the low visibility of commuter biking is that the population (as a whole) has been encouraged to obtain and then maintain a sedentary lifestyle. Suburbanization and the 'sprawl' left over from the 50's contributes to longer commutes in terms of distance and time. Working longer hours at a given job means less time to make the travel between home and work .. which results in looking for a faster means of doing so.

The average level of activity in today's population is around 50 percent of the activity level of the 1950's population. That means folks are simply doing less in the way of exercise, and when they do attempt it, it is less strenuous. Sure, there's a handful of exceptions who take exercise (and strenuous types at that!) as a way of life ... but they are more than compensated for by those who do absolutely nothing.

I've ridden on the same Shimano drivetrain on each bike I own (the newest one is a 2004, the oldest is a 1969, and there are three from different ages in between). No bike has less than 7500 miles on it ... the 2004 road bike has almost 8000 miles in just over 2.5 years of riding. There's nothing wrong with the shifters, brakes, rings, cassettes, chain, or freewheel on any of the bikes.

The variety of saddle materials and shapes out there means there's something for everyone. The more probable cause of an uncomfortable saddle experience is that you aren't fitted properly to the bike itself! Check your overall fit at a local bike shop ... there's a fair bit of geomtery involved. And no two people are exactly the same, so your setup has to be somewhat 'custom'.

Cleanup after arriving at work from a lengthy commute can be tricky, if your place of employment doesn't have showers. However, it's pretty much guaranteed it DOES have a washroom - which means running water. Pack a cloth and a towel, some work clothes, and some soap/deodorant. You can clean up with relatively little fuss quite quickly.

As to theft - there's a couple of answers to this. One is to use a 'beater' bike for the commute, so it doesn't appear as attractive to potential thieves. The other is to subtly pressure your employer into providing safe storage during the workday. Email me - I can give you a good example of how I changed the way things were done with my previous employer. Or check a previous answer I've given here on Yahoo! Cycling ... it pretty much portrays the same example.

As to actually pressuring the employer ... use the idea that a fit and active employee is a better health risk from an insurance point of view, so it would be to his benefit to set up safe storage in lieu of higher premiums.

Lastly - there are several styles of bicycle out there on the market. The 'commuter' bike is designed specifically for getting around an urban area; it's slightly more comfortable riding position than a true road bike, and easier to pedal and manoeuvre than a mountain bike. They can be found fairly cheaply; take a look at your local shop. Then try a couple of styles out ... there's one out there for everyone. If you can't find a good bike for you out there, it isn't usually the manufacturers fault - it's yours, for not doing the legwork (and yes, sometimes that means exercise as well!).




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How can I convince my parents to let me bike with no helmet?




Jade


My parents MAKE me wear a helmet. I look like a complete idiot and it's really inconvenient for me.


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All three of you are idiots... if you're too cool to wear a helmet then you're too cool to ride a bike.

Would you skydive without a parachute?

Sit down with your parents, watch this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoBtD6NURBk&feature=player_embedded

and then see if you can still look them in the eye and tell them there's no reason you need to wear a helmet.

mountain bike for commuting?




Derek


i've decided to use this old mongoose mountain bike that has been sitting in a shed for years to commute from home to work or near by stores. do they make for good commuter bikes? my home town (Tucson) is known for being a bike rider hotspot, but i hear about people on bikes being struck by vehicles often. i figured if i use the mountain bike i could ride on the dirt aside the roads instead of the tiny bike lanes on them. thoughts? opinions? thanks!


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You may not like this answer... I use a mountain bike occasionally for "Urban Assault" riding. And it's a damn good one - the same kind the police use.
http://archive.fujibikes.com/archivebikes.php?prodid=2003&prodname=Police%20Patrol&modelyear=2012
It has lock out front forks & city tires. If that Mongoose has suspension forks & they can't be "locked out" - bad choice for a "commuter bike". But...at least install some Kenda Kross tires on it.
http://www.amazon.com/Kenda-TR0-Kross-24-Kross-Plus-Wire/dp/B003WO4CNW

The key to commuting in the city is being SEEN! Designated bike lanes are a joke. Separate but equal my @ss! Bike lanes put you to the far right - out of the "line of sight" of most tunnel vision motorists. Whenever there's a designated bike lane - I hug the LEFT part of it & go out into the traffic lane if need be. Most of these bike lanes also put you right smack dab in the "door zone" should some fool not look first before opening a car door.

Get a good helmet mirror...
http://www.safezonemirror.com/
And start reading...
http://www.bikexprt.com/streetsmarts/usa/index.htm
https://www.stlbeacon.org/#!/voices/in-the-news/115410-knowledge-is-best-protection-for-bicyclist
And watching...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU4nKKq02BU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjCza5e1kw




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Does your family wear helmets when going for a bike ride?




Moonlight1


I do not put a helmet on my 5 year old when he is on his bike. When we go for family bike rides we so lots of other families biking and EVERYONE is wearing a helmet. I never wore a helmet when I was a kid. Are other people looking at me like I'm a bad mother because I do not have a helmet on my son? Do your kids wear helmets? Should I make my son wear a helmet?
It is not a law where I live to wear a helmet.



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My 5 year old son wears a helmet every ride. My twelve year old step-son wears a helmet every ride. My wife and I wear a helmet every ride. Even short rides down the block to the store we strap on a helmet before we go.

There are a thousand things that could go wrong leading to a head impacting the pavement.

There was a local news story where one of the news anchors was out for a Triathalon training ride and went down and got very injured, including a smashed helmet. Her doctor said without a helmet on she would have died. This is someone who rides 100+ miles per week.

I have a friend that, two years ago, was riding down to the pharmacy and had a car door open in front of her. 1 second later she was flying endo and landed on her head.

These are experienced riders-- crashes happen. A helmet is cheap protection I won't go without.

A good motorcycle for a 16 year old?




Awkward Si


after a year, I've finally saved up $9000 for my first vehicle (and I'm getting another $5000 from my parents)

I've given it a lot of thought, and I've realized that I don't want to blow this money on some ugly, ratty Honda Civic or some other sedan or a truck that I won't be able to pay the gas for-I want a Motorcycle..

and before you shoot me down, I don't want it because I'll look "badass" going down the street way faster then I should or some other stupid reason-I mean I want a cool bike, but that still isn't it. My parents supported the idea after explaning why it made sense...

I just think it makes a lot more sense-I'm mainly going to be using it to get to/from school and for general transportation. School is about to start up and I can get my Motorcycle license by September, as opposed to my driver's license which I would have to wait until april to get and would have to wait until senior year to get a parking space at school..

So what do you think would be a good bike for me? Of course I first checked out the Hayabusa and other sport bikes, but after reading some other Hayabusa related questions on here, I'm guessing I should just completley rule it out.

please help!
I live in Texas and I know I have to have a Learner's Permit and I have to complete a MSF approved MSC and get the certificate before I can apply for my Motorcycle license
and I'm 5'9 and weigh about 150..if it matters...
In Texas, there's a 250cc limit if you're under 16 (15 year olds can hold a Motorcycle license), but there's no restrictions if you're 16 or over



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Reasonable information finally, decent question- you give state and local laws as basis for your wanting motorcycle- at your size a 500cc two cylinder medium size makes sense, you can get a full size sport bike not just a low cruiser like Ninja or Rebel. So start with considering Suzuki Savage/S40- light , simple , can do legal limit if not much more. Yamah Virago V twins- fairly light and narrow, easy to handle. The older Honda, Suzi, 4 cylinders at 500 to 750cc- widely available, workable, still reasonable weight and highway capable. Older 900 Sportster would be close to you capabilities to handle if you like Harley- reasonable price a lot of times, the $4500.00 repurchase/trade in program has helped maintain resale value. As a school bike a lockable tail trunk that can hold books and helmet is good to have, small windshield or fairing desirable - especially if you do some 100 mile rides. Suggest getting a bike a few years old- cost and expendability if dropped, also good learning experience maintaining them. Little 5'3 lady I'm teaching on CM 400 Honda having fun now- she got her legal permit last month and is riding bike to work, has learned to pick up dropped bike by herself..




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Jumat, 07 Februari 2014

Toddler tricycle... helmet, knee pads, what do I need?




Alyssa and


My daughter is 18 months old and I want to get her a tricycle. I know its a bit young but the neighbor kids have ride-on toys and she is showing a lot of interest.

What do I need to get to make it safe for her to ride? She would only be using it on the sidewalk in front of our place, never on a street or without me right there. I guess I am the over protective kind of mom, she won't be riding alone till after she is 10 if I have my way. Is a helmet enough?



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Yes for a tricycle a helmet is def. enough, and even for a bicycle with training wheels a helmet is enough also. I wouldn't put knees pads or elbow pads on my kid when they are riding a bike, unless maybe it's when they are learning to ride a two wheeler, but that's just me, if u feel better with them on then by all means put them on her, but it really is unnecessary.

Hope this helps, :D.

Can you show me a 3-4month training program to bike 360 miles?




flame swor


I'm 18 years old, and next year I'd like to go visit my friend who lives 4 hours away from a car, which I'm estimating to be around 360 miles. I'm going to bike there (whether I get a car by then or not.) By then I'll have bought a mountain bike, 26" inch to replace my old one. Based on the temperatures here in New York, I estimate I'll be able to start bike training in March or April. So I'd have 3, maybe 4 months to train, since I'd like to go in the summer. If I really had to, I could do 5 months training.
I'm looking for if someone, perhaps an experienced biker or someone who knows, could suggest a 3 or 4 month training schedule to get me accustomed to a 360-ish mile bike trip. The most I've gone this year is 66 miles, so I'm not new to endurance and long distance.
And while your at it, is there anything I could do during the winter (when I can't ride my bike) that would help get me trained? I can do long distance running, but not too much (doctors orders because I have knee problems.) Biking doesn't bother my knees too much. Because I don't just want to spend the winter loafing around, when I should be training.

A couple things before you answer:
1. Don't try to tell me it's impossible or whatever. When someone tells me I can't do something, I do it. So whether I get the right kind of training or not, I'm going to do it. I'd just rather hear from somebody who knows what they're talking about.
2. I'm not going blindly into this. I'll have one backpack, that's all I'm going to take. It's a kind of big pack. I'll have some energy bars and trail mix, and Gatorade. (If you know anything else I should be taking to consume, let me know please.) I'll also be bringing spare stuff just in case. Tire tubes, sockets, wrenches, and other stuff just to be safe. I'm not going 360 miles without backup. Anything else I should be taking, please let me know. So also, for the training schedule you give me, I'll be doing it with a kind of heavy backpack.
Thanks!
Can someone explain what's wrong with using mountain bike please? I'm also kind of relieved to hear it's closer to 200 miles. I plan to make the entire trip in one day, without stopping except to maybe eat.
Thank you for all the details. As for a road bike, I can usually average about 15mph on a mountain bike. That's what I'm used to, especially since sometimes I'm on really bad dirt and rock roads. I can't start training in January, because up here there's a lot of snow starting in January. Also, I'll only get a week off from work for this, which may include riding back as well. I'd be fine with doing it all in one day, cuz I don't want to camp. There are probably people out there who do twice that much in one day. But thanks for all the advice, I'm very grateful. I'll also be checking google maps for bike roads.
Also, Google Maps stated it's roughly 162 miles.



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You can do this, but you need to plan it right.

First, go to google maps and find the exact distance. Enter the bike option as there are roads that a bike can't ride on. This will give you the real distance to bike and a few alternative routes. Most likely the bike's routes will be much longer than the car's as bikes can't take the straight through highways.

Second, If you are going to buy a bike, buy a road/touring bike. This is a plus for any distance traveled over pavement carrying baggage. A mountain bike weights about 30% more than a road bike. The knobby tires take energy from your pedals as the knobs have to bend as they roll and that slows you down. The hard slick tires of a touring bike have less resistance. The upright position of a mountain bike is great to deal with unpaved roads and such but will slow you even more on the road. The gearing on a mountain bike is for climbing, not for reaching high speed in pavement. In average you can hope to do 8 mph with a mountain bike while you can do easy 16 mph with a touring bike.

Third, do not use a large back pack. Equip your bike with panniers. You will need a tent for camping unless you want to go to cheap motels. I didn't say you can't but I doubt you should even think about doing it in one go. That is more like a 5 day trip. I will be doing one like that next summer also (400miles and back), to Michigan's UP. I am three times your age. My training this year was 1300 miles to date since mid April. I will limit my trip to 80 miles a day max.

Fourth, no socket wrenches, you just get the bike tools required.

Fifth, hydration. You should drink a bottle per hour. That could add to 2 gallons per day.

Sixth, some people in my club, my included) start riding in January first. Yes it is cold here too in northern Indiana. We wear 3 or more layers, sky masks, sky globes in top of the riding ones, helmet cover, shoes covers. So you should be able to start training sooner.

Seventh, if possible ride with some partners.

Training plan. I usually do 15-35 miles twice a week during the cold months, plus anything I can do on the stationary indoors. Increase that to 150 a week when is warm.

I think you have a great idea and you should keep asking questions as your plan matures.




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Beginner's triathlon training?




Tommy


I have recently become fascinated with triathlons and was wondering if there are any good sites that have a week-by-week training schedule for beggining triathletes?

I also am looking into joining a triathlete club to get more information and help about the training and experience.

What advice do you have about training for triathlons? Also, do you know any good books or websites that will help explain the training process for a triathlete?

Thanks!



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In your local bike shop there might be some free copies of local sporting event flyers and periodicals. For example in the Los Angeles area some bike shops have a periodical called Competitor that lists local triathlons, marathons, 10K's, etc. It also has a section listing local clubs for triathletes, cyclists, rock climbers, etc.

Hopefully your first triathlon will be a short distance sprint triathlon, about 1/4 mi swim, 10-20 mi bike, 2-3 mi run. There are many ways to work out and prepare. I would suggest alternating the three events, one a day, twice a week. For example, Monday-swim, Tuesday-bike, Wednesday-run, Thursday-swim, Friday-bike, Saturday-run, Sunday-off. But be ready to make adjustments if you don't feel results, or if you get bored. Everybody is different. Only you know what is right for you!

Start off the swimming with a few 50-yard laps at low speed, say 1-2 minutes per 50 yards. Take 1-2 minutes between laps. After a few days you should be able to do 100-yard laps keeping the same pace. You should try to build your basic endurance, rhythm, and technique. Eventually you should be able to do an entire 1/4-mile (440 yards) in about 10 minutes or less. If you really want to work at it, try doing 1/2-mile in 20 minutes or so.

Start off running at a comfortable pace. I think you should try to build basic endurance by slowly increasing your distance, and concentrate on speed later. A 10-minute pace should be comfortable and you should be able to build to 3 miles fairly quickly.

I don't know what kind of bike you have, but whatever you have should be good enough as long as it is safe. You don't need a fancy bike to compete. Be sure to get a good helmet. And you should get a bike computer. These can be found at any bike store, and I think even Walmart or Target have them. Just get a basic model that costs $25 or so. You need to keep track of your distance, and it helps if you can keep track of your speed and cadence (pedal revolutions per minute). You should ride on flat ground and select a gear where you can comfortably spin at 80 rpm or so. For beginners this should translate to about 12 mph. For starters do this for about 15 minutes, concentrate on holding the speed and cadence as steady as possible. Again you want to build basic endurance, rhythm, and technique. You should be able to gradually increase your distance and speed, and eventually you should be able to cover about 15 miles in one hour. If you run into headwinds or uphill grades, be ready to shift into an easier gear. Or if you are feeling lean and mean, stay in gear, grit your teeth, and gut it out. It builds character!

Once you get to the point where you can do all your events separately for twice the distance you plan to compete, try to string the three events together. But be careful, because biking after a swim is very hard, then running after that is even harder. Cut your distances the first few times you string them together, then build up from there. Hopefully by race day you can do twice the distance in all three events when you string them together. This will give you extra confidence for race day.

For nutrition, there are many ways to go. There are successful low carb triathletes and vegetarian triathletes. But I think most triathletes use a low-fat high-carb approach. The Mediterranean, Okinawan, or USDA food pyramid are examples of this approach. Make sure you get enough calories for energy. You should emphasize whole grains, potatoes, pasta, rice, corn, fresh vegetables and fruits, legumes, and nuts. Limit meat to 4 oz per day of chicken breast or fish. Use olive oil or canola oil. Go easy on dairy products. Eliminate fast food, junk food (chips, snacks, ice cream), and processed food (frozen dinners) as much as possible. But don't forget to reward yourself to your favorite sinful food once or twice a month. For me these rewards help maintain motivation.

Relax and have fun at the race. Talk to the other competitors to get training ideas. Enjoy the satisfaction of doing something few other people have the guts to even try. Good training and good luck!

Triathlons, Duathlons...?




sirtitan45


I've been running 5ks and a few 10ks for awhile now. I'm curious to experience a triathlon or duathlon before the end of the summer. My question which is probably quite elementary in nature is , do they provide you with a bike at these events. If the answer is no, can someone recommend a bike, nothing outlandish in price. How about the helmet... is that provided?

Many thanks in advance to all who answer.



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No, bikes and helmets are not provided. I would suggest a lightweight bike, good for racing...not a mountain bike.

Probably the cheapest lightweight bike is around $300.




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Bicycle Helmet / Sunglasses problem?




rewald


I ride a road bike, and wear a Giro Eclipse helmet. I've tried several sunglasses, but the helmet seems to crunch my sunglasses down onto my nose. Anybody else experience this problem? Any ideas on a good solution? I wonder if a skateboard helmet would be better or worse?? I also wonder if any bicycle helmets come with a built-in sun shield, thus making sunglasses unnecessary. Thanks!!


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The helmet may be "crunching" your sunglasses down on your nose because the lateral (around your head) adjustment is too loose. A general rule of thumb is to unfasten the chin strap and bend over. If the helmet falls off, the lateral adjustment should be tightened. I have also heard people complain that certain wraparound styles of sunglasses do not work with certain helmets. You may want to look at some cycling specific sunglasses (take your helmet with you when you go to purchase).

There are MTB helmets with visors, but they do not provide eye protection and probably won't give you the glare reduction your'e looking for. I've never seen a eye-shield type device on a cycling helmet and suspect that the aerodynamic effect might not be good.

Dumb Bicycle Helmet Question?




Old Hippie


Although being strictly on 2 wheels for a while now - I still consider myself a novice in many ways. So, if I don't get the terminology right - pardon me. I bought what I thought was a good helmet, a Giro Indicator (link below). The ventilation in both the top & rear are very good. That's why I like it - my head stays cool even in the summer. But, here's the problem... The backside of the helmet is just that hard foam material, I'll call it. There is no hard outer case. That's just on the top & somewhat on the sides. A gust of wind came along while I was taking a break and blew the helmet off the bike rack & onto the ground. It landed strictly on the back side & cracked that hard foam material. Being on a severe budget - I used some epoxy to lock it back in place. I can barely see the crack! It seems structurally sound again. But is it? There is no damage to the top or sides, not even a scratch. If I do need a new one, I'll have to wait until the first of next month when the next VA Disability check comes in. I'd get a better one, but simply can't afford one of those $100 helmets. $40 is about my limit. Thanks...

http://www.amazon.com/Giro-Indicator-Sport-Helmet-Universal/dp/B000BNU1CS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1276083173&sr=1-1



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Old

Yep, the foam has been compromised and so is your head if you should go down. Even so wear the helmet until a replacement is available.... it is much better than nothing. Try Ebay for a Giro helmet. The total cost might be the same (including the shipping) but you may get a better helmet for less $'s. You will often find some previous year close-outs pretty cheap! As always, know your size.

Soocerref




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Kamis, 06 Februari 2014

does a 13 year old girl need to wear a bike helmet?




Aubrey


Does a 13 year old girl need to wear a bike helmet when she is riding her bike in the neighborhood? Also when she rides its usually with a friends so its not like she is by herself.


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Aubrey

Yes, a helmet is critical t your safety. I investigate accidents. Most cycling accident do not happen with cars, but accidents where the rider errors. I recently had a critical head injury where there was NO speed involved. The rider simply slipped while standing on a wet sidewalk! Man of these riders were experienced and had good cycling skills. They just made a simple (but ultimately critical) riding error. It happens in a split second.

I have ridden at a high level my entire life. A helmet has saved me twice! You will never be as good a bike handler as the pros...l yet they wear one each and every time they go out for a ride. GET THE HINT?

Soccerref

Bike helmet instead of riding helmet.... will pick a B.A.?




jellybean


I ride western and don't ware a helmet. My 7 year old daughter wants to start learning how to ride, and of coarse must ware a helmet! I have not yet bought one for her, but I am going to. The horse that she'll start learning on is my soon to be 16 yro gelding, he is very well behaved and I trust him, but anything can happen and I want my girl to be safe just incase... So my questions are
#1. Could she ware her bike helmet for now, just untill I get her a proper helmet? Or is that a bad idea?

#2. How much do kids helmets cost? It wouldn't matter if it's english or western... It's just to protect her head, but she will be riding western too :)

Thanks in advance for the advice... And please no mean or rude or stupid answers!
*donald your an idiot! There are western styled riding helmets. There are even cowboy hat helmets, look it up you prick! And there is nothing "creepy" about the way I talk about my girl! " It's just to protect her head, but she will be riding western too" what I meant was that I don't care what type of style the helmet is, english or western... I don't really care how it looks cause I just want it to protect her head you moron! Then I stated that she'd be riding western, because then ppl would probably recommend western styled helmets!


*the christ puncher did you even read the question... Or do you like to randomly answer questions that you know nothing about and leave dumbass answers? She has JUST taken an interest in riding... Like yesterday! I am going to buy her a proper helmet as I CLEARLY stated, I just haven't had time to go buy one.... Do us all a favor, quit answering questions on y answers and go play in traffic ;)


I love my daughte



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1. No. Most children's bike helmets are little more than styrofoam with a decorative plastic shell. They will protect your child's head from short falls at slow speeds, considering that children on bikes generally don't end up going, say, 30 miles per hour. A bicycle helmet will do little to protect your child's head in the event of a fall from a horse. Go get her an ASTM-SEI certified horseback riding helmet.

2. Depends on the helmet brand, some are cheap some are wicked expensive. Troxel tends to be on the cheaper side as far as pricing goes. Just make sure you get her an ASTM-SEI certified helmet, a brand new one, and whatever price you pay you will know it is adequate to protect your child's head.




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Is there an adult bike helmet out there that doesn't look ridiculous?




Sierra


The ones I've tried on are so huge and heavy---I get a headache from them and I feel like I look ridiculous. After many close calls with spacey drivers on cell phones or drugs, I have gotten to the point where I won't ride my bike until I get a helmet. So any name brands and model #'s that you could suggest would be greatly appreciated.


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Personally, I think people not wearing helmets on their bikes look like idiots.

If you have only tried helmets from places like Wal-Mart or Target, they are pretty heavy and uncomfortable, from my experience (had to buy a helmet in a rural area on a camping trip when I forgot mine--it was all that was available).

If you go to a bike shop or a place like REI, you can buy a decent helmet for under $50 and a really nice helmet for under $100. Giro and Bell are the two biggest companies (actually, it is the same company now). Specialized makes some nice helmets as well, and a few other companies, too.

I recommend buying one at a place you can try it on. Different brands fit differently. Some fit round heads better, others fit oval heads better. Some come in different sizes, some are universal with a ratchet on the back to tighten or loosen. If you have been getting headaches, you might be wearing a helmet that was too tight or was pinching somewhere, or it was both and too heavy as well. Occasionally my helmet will pinch a little during a ride, I think my head swells a bit or something. I unclick the ratchet in the back one notch and it is just fine.

Try on a bunch of helmets. You should barely be able to feel it. I have three helmets right now. One cost about $30, a Giro Transfer for everyday commuting. One cost $100, a Specialized Aurora--It sometimes pinches a bit if I don't adjust it just so, but it is pink, so I wear it. And one cost about $135, a Bell Sweep, I got it on sale and have never actually worn it--a spare for when I need to replace one of the others. All are comfortable, but surprisingly, the $30 is most comfortable.

Suggestions for a CHEAP hybrid bike?




Jenny


I haven't ridden a bike since I was a kid but I want to start riding a bike to get in shape. What are some suggestions for a good, but cheap Hybrid bike from Wal-mart or Target? I want to be able to ride on the gravel trails around here, but not off-road, so I don't want a mountain bike. Any other suggestions are welcome. Thanks.


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For riding on gravel trails, the hybrid bike is a good choice. It's got bigger wheels like a road bike and a more upright position. It also has mountain bike style gearing in case you run into hills. I own a hybrid for just that purpose and it works very well.

Don't go to WalMart or Target. The bikes they sell are one size fits all, are heavy, don't work very well, and don't last very long. Your local bike shop will have bikes at the low end of the price range, probably starting around $250 to $350. Brands don't matter. Bikes that cost the same are usually built the same and have the same components. Unlike the WalMart, a bike shop will have bikes that fit you. They know how to properly assemble them. You will be much more comfortable and much safer.

Above all, save enough money for a helmet. Don't put your butt on the seat without a helmet on your head.

HTH




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Where can find a best bicycle cool helmet?




Jacqueline


I've always wanted a cool helmet, but has not been found, Do you have a good idea? Who can help me?


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http://www.jollyoutdoor.com/stylish-chargeable-light-shining-helmet-for-kids.html. I just bought this one. I feel it is a cool helmet for bicycle and very cheap, and you?

Can I use a bicycle helmet when I'm cruising on a longboard?




Sami


I don't think I need to spend more money on a new helmet when a bike helmet is almost the same thing


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why not? a helmet is a helmet.
You may not look as "cool" or "stylish" but you won't get your head cracked open if you fall.




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What is a reasonable price for a bike helmet?




John


I would like to know how much is too much on a all-mountain/single track bicycle helmet and how much is reasonable. Also, any recommendations, the main helmet that I was looking at was the Bontrager Lithos which is $129 and I was wondering if this is a bit outlandish for a helmet or if that is what's necessary for a quality helmet?


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In the U.S. every helmet regardless of price is tested to the same minimum standards. As the helmet gets more expensive the helmet gets better, lighter, and stronger.

$129 is a LOT cheaper than brain surgery or even a trip to the hospital from your helmet shattering on the pavement.

EDIT: OK, I guess I'll have to go into a little more detail. As I said before, all helmets must meet minimum requirements. The differences with better helmets, however, are staggering. First, cheaper helmets (asm entioned before) are good for ONE impact. That does not take into consideration that almost every accident involves more than one impact as you bounce off the road. That is part of the CPSC regulation.

Good helmets have internal webbing to allow the helmet to stay together as your head bounces off the road as cheaper ones come off your head. Cheap helmets break apart and fall away leaving your head exposed after the first hit.

Good helmets fit the head much more securely without using low durometer pads stuck to the inside, again making the safety fetaures of the helmet much more effective. Most decent helmets also have less abrasive straps and pinch-free buckles along with a much more effective and slip-free situation.

Good helmets also have a positive placing system of some sort to passively place the helmet in the correct position on your head. Again, VERY important feature.

Soooo, if all you want is minimum protection- if you don't particularly need your head for anything special- than a $25 helmet is great. On the other hand, if you tend to use your head (or anything that might be stored inside it) occasionally, that $129 is pretty cheap insurance.

what is the best street bike helmet?




magcat51


i want a g a realy cool hellmet i want one that light and looks
awesome so what should i get
you know wheni said cool i didnot just meen cool and thats it i want it to be safe
to and nothing thats hard to se out of



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It really annoys me when people don't even answer peoples questions. They just rant on about how they know best and what ever other Bullsh*t they can think of. Everyone on hear that said "cool" shouldn't come into the choice better have a plain white helmet or they will be contradicting themselves.

Anyway onto my answer. Helmets like other things work around the idea of " A cheap helmet isn't good, a good helmet isn't cheap." Like some people have said. Different brands have different standard fit, so you will have to try on several different brands of helmet to see which one best fits you.

Arai, Shoei, AGV, Shark and Caberg make the best helmets. If you get any helmet made by these brands they are going to be of high quality. I own a Caberg Trip helmet and think it's perfect for me. These brands will do a vast range of designs from plain matt colours to unique designs. look up some of these brands online and see if there are any designs you like. If you find one, try that brand on in a dealership to see how it fits then buy one.

Remember Safety IS VERY important, but there is nothing wrong with looking cool while doing it, otherwise we would all ride the same bike and wear plain white helmets.




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Selasa, 04 Februari 2014

best expensive toy for 4-5 yr olds?




call_me_La


ok i have sold some clothe sof mine and come up with alot of money and want to get my niece and nephew a great toy! they had a traumatic accident and are now almost back to normal. i was thinking about a giant bouny inflatable toy or a furreal pony, but the furreal pony dosent walk like i thought it did and i dont know if the bouncy will hold thier attention long.....any iddeas about a really nice toys gimme ideas


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Ok normally I wouldn't make this suggestion but after seeing so many kids including my own nieces (3-9) having such a good time with it I would suggest getting them a Wii. It's fun for the entire family and unlike regular video games its completely interactive which will keep their little bodies moving. This might even help if the accident had any physical effects on your neice and nephew - a lot of hospitals and seniors home use it for physical therapy.

A bouncy castle is a great idea however they are best used outdoors so unless you live where it's sunny and warm all year round this is something they can only enjoy during the warm months. I love bouncy castles.

I would suggest getting them each a really nice bike and a helmet. Bikes are great physical exercise, an activity they can do alone or together or with you or maybe with friends. It can get them to where they need to go and it's something that even if they can only use it for a few months a year they will not lose interest in it. Take them to the store and let them choose the one they like best - that way they will appreciate your gift even more knowing that it's the one they chose all by themselves.

Dirt Bikes and info for beginners?




lindsayall


i'm a 16 yr old female, 5'3", 140lbs and i'm looking into buying a dirt bike. What kind of things should i be looking for in purchasing a bike? I don't really know anything about the sport either. I'm just looking for an interesting sport to do and this looks like alot of fun with the rough terrain and jumps and what not.
What are some places (shops, stores) that would carry the bikes, helmet, gear, etc?



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I race dirtbikes and from my experience it is really fun. ok im about 5'4" and i have a suzuki 85. if u want to race you might get some type of 85 or 125 but if u just want to trail ride then maybe a honda 150 would be good. motorcycle superstore is a good place for gear and there are lots of others in most places around the world. if u were to get a helmet make shure its snell approved and gear lots are good. get boots and stuff like that. And then just go out and ride and have fun.




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Senin, 03 Februari 2014

Best pocket bike for kids?




Asia D


I want to purchase a pocket bike, mini dirt bike, or mini quad for my nephew's graduation present. He is 6 years old, about 60 lbs, average Height. I want to know the best thing to get him, if there are any with speed lock-outs or remote shut offs. A few good name brands would be awesome. I also need something I can get training wheels for. I'm looking to spend no more than 500. Please no comments about how he doesn't need one or that he needs to be supervised he is well taken care and we understand this isn't a toy. I just need advice on what to buy. Thank you!


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Pocket bikes are Chinese made knock off's/clones of Japanese and European bikes. They are inferior to the bike they are cloned from. They do not have the reliability, dependability, quality or craftsmanship of the bikes they are cloned from.

With that said, I would recommend you look into a Japanese or European bike. He will fit on a 50cc to a 65cc bike. Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha and KTM all make mini-bikes.

Since you do not have a lot to spend, you will have to look used. Check Ebay, Craigslist, CycleTrader and BikeFinds.

If you go with a used older bike, Honda used to make a MR 50 2-stroke and an XR75 4-stroke. The XR75 is built like iron and will last for your nephew's children.

The Yamaha PW50 has a restrictor that can be removed.

When it comes to training wheels, just Google mini-bike training wheels. There are a lot of different ones out there. Example: http://gokartsusa.com/EZ-Bike-Mini-Motorcycle-Training-Wheels.aspx
Training wheels are not cheap, they cost around $150. You can also look for used training wheels on Ebay and Craigslist.

If your nephew can ride a bicycle, he will be able to ride a dirt bike. I am not a fan of quads. When I taught my children to ride, I also let them ride my buddies quads. They all preferred dirt bikes to quads. Quads are super easy to learn to ride, but are very easy to tip over and if they do not keep their feet on the pegs can get run over by their own machine. Quads are also heavier than dirt bikes and if the child flips the quad, they may not be able to get our from underneath it without help.

This is the motorcycle racing section, so we mainly only recommend racing machines, but since he is just starting out a true mini-bike from say Sears or Pep Boys might fit the bill fine. These mini-bikes brand new cost under $400. Have large 4-stroke lawn mower engines on them and are perfect for trail riding and basic transportation. If your nephew likes riding though, he will outgrow the mini-bike within a summer.

Don't forget riding gear. Helmet, goggles and a pair of riding boots. Goggles, gloves, shoulder pads with chest protector, kidney belt, armored riding pants and racing jersey can come later. You can find used gear at Ebay, Craigslist, garage sales and flea markets. Does he need the protective gear for a mini-bike? Probably not, but a helmet and goggles are the minimum he should have.

If he ever needs tips on riding or maintenance, tell him to check Youtube. The amount of information on there is unbelievable. He can learn everything from fixing a flat to rebuilding an engine.

Should I buy a motorcycle?




Chris M


I am thinking of buying myself a motorcycle. Not a superbike, but a Ducati GT1000 (retro styling). I have always thought motorcycles were awesome ever since my uncle took me on a ride on his Ducati when I was growing up.

What I'm asking is this: Do you think it's a smart idea to get a motorcycle? But be specific.

Issues like safety are my prime concern, as being dead isn't really in my list of things to do. I'm also looking into a motorcycle for gas mileage saving, and possibly a drop in insurance payments if I make it my main source of transportation. I have absolutely no experience in anything other than automobiles so I don't know.

Give me some pros, cons, and possibly statistics that may change my mind. I know motorcycles are supposed to get into more fatal accidents, but how often do fatal accidents actually happen? I've been driving a car for 6 years, and I have never even gotten close to being in an accident.

Also, if you think the bike I might be getting is no good, give me some other options that are better. I'm looking at around $10k.

Thanks in advance.



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Some of the answerers before seem to think that anything Ducati must be a hot superbike. The GT1000 is a standard. It's sporty but luxurious, like a Mercedes two-seater. It's a -very- beautiful bike, and if you owned one and asked me if I'd like to ride it a few miles I'd say yes without much thought. 8^) This is one of those machines where people who know nothing about motorcycles will say 'Wow, what a beautiful motorcycle!'

But it's not a great beginner's bike. Just too big and heavy! It's not too much power--you can handle the power if you just act like a grownup. And it's nice to have some power in reserve. The problem is the weight and size. A 1000cc bike is just really big and unwieldly!

Anyway, you don't want to learn on your dream bike. You'll drop it and feel really bad. Ducatis don't drop cheap. 8^< My advice would be to start on a Japanese bike, 500-650cc, maybe 5-10 years old--old enough to be depreciated ,new enough that you can still get parts. After six months or a year, you can sell this old beater for about what you paid, and by then you'll have a better idea of what you really want. For $10,000 you can buy 3 or 4 starter bikes.

Motorcycling is more dangerous than driving a car. You have more of a chance of getting into an accident, and of course the consequences are more serious. You should know that half of all M/C accidents happen to riders who have less than a year's experience. (My dad said nobody should be allowed to ride a motorcycle until they've been riding 5 years. 8^) ). This is not to scare you or discourage you, just to make you aware that safety should be your 1st priority. And from what I see here in California, I'd guess that young men suffering from 'testosterone poisoning' skew the statistics. If you've driven a car for 6 years with no accidents, you probably have a better chance than the average guy.

So anyway, save room in the budget for a good helmet, jacket and gloves, all motorcycle-purposed. Take the MSF course (Motorcycle Safety Foundation). They don't teach you to ride, you learn that on your own, but they teach you some valuable safety habits to keep you alive while you learn. If you never rode a bicycle, you should start on one of those, at least to learn to balance and steer.

My two motorcycles are my standard transportation. I have a car but I only use it when it rains or when I need to carry something big. In good weather, motorcycles are all you need to get yourself around. They don't save that much money, because parts are more expensive, tires only last 10k miles. I know it's more dangerous, but riding my bikes is also one of the most enjoyable things in my life. I'm willing to take the risk.

Ducati is famous for its 90-degree V-twin engine. A good Japanese bike, not equivalent but similar, is the Suzuki SV-650 (or the touring version, the V-Strom). You could learn on a used one, then trade up to the Ducati. All the Japanese mfgrs are very good--well-engineered, reliable, long-lived. Not nearly as beautiful and sexy as a Ducati, but a better deal for the money. If you just gotta have a Ducati, see it as something to work up to.




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What do i need to know when I buy a mountain bike?




Lisbeth


My bf wants to buy a mountain bike, and we needed to know what factors we should consider before buying. We already know the frame is important. What else? He's 6 6", so we need to be specific. Any ideas? Advice?


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-Buy the bike from a bike shop. Never buy from Walmart or Target.

-Know your budget ahead of time. $350 is about the bare minimum for a basic trail-ready hardtail mountain bike. $500 should buy you a good trail bike with decent components.

-Consider the type of riding he's planning on doing. 1) All Street 2) Some Street, some dirt trails 3)All dirt trails. This should be the first question the Bike Shop asks

- At 6'6" he's probably an XL frame, but make sure to test ride the bikes. Some shops offer a 30 day guarantee so you can take it on the trails and really test it before you settle on it.

-I would make sure it has either SRAM or Shimano for the shifters, derailleurs, cassette.

-Disc brakes aren't worth the money; especially for beginners.

-Don't forget to buy the accessories...Helmet, Spare Tube, pump, patch kit, water bottle. Learn how to replace a tire.

-If you ride on dirt, you'll have to clean & oil the chain every couple of rides. DO IT. It will make your chain/chainrings last much longer. Ask the bike shop exactly how to do it when you buy the bike.

I started with a TREK 4900 hardtail. It took me 3 years of heavy trail riding before I was better than my bike & was ready to upgrade. The 4900 would have suited me fine if I hadn't fallen in love with Mtn biking and discovered the joys of 40+ mile dirt rides. Trek has a lifetime warranty on frames.

I want to get my 14 year old son a new bike for his birthday. He rides trails as well as street riding.?




lorijovi18


He wants,of course, a bmx bike that is about $800..not happening. Looking for a decent bike around $250. He says free agent, but is there anything that is good for $250? Or is there another brand that is just as good?


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For your budget, see if you can get last year's model on clearance; should be available this time of year. Don't get anything fancy. A cheap, fancy bike will be heavy & use low grade parts.

A good choice will be a hard tail mountain bike. I was able to get a hard tail mountain bike with disc brakes for my nephews for $300 each @ Performance Bikes. Go to a local bike shop, they will help set up the bike properly & usually do a few free adjustments yo make the fit perfect. Don't go to a box store, they sell low quality, poorly assembled bikes and can't really help you if you have questions.

Lastly, don't forget (or skimp on) a good helmet. I've broken 3 helmets over time. Every one of those accidents would have given me brain damage or killed my if I didn't have a good helmet. Stick to good brands like Bell, Specialized, or Giro; they know how to protect riders.




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bike helmet useless without its shell?




lonesomepo


The outer shell on my bicycle helmet was loose, so I pulled it off and threw it out, thinking it was just decorative. A family member warned me that I had compromised the helmet's usefulness. Was she right?--I'm skeptical.


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Yes, she was right.

Your helmet was designed to be used with the shell. Bad idea throwing it away. It is now more prone to puncture and less durable.

The foam absorbs impact. The shell greatly increases puncture resistance. They work together better than either alone.

If you buy less expensive helmets that don't have the shell fused onto the foam, simply tape the shell back on with electrical tape.

Please help me? My boyfriend won't wear a helmet?




Sallyyyy


My boyfriend won't wear a helmet on his bike because it's not 'cool' and he won't listen to me or my mum when we tell him what could happen to him. I'm sick of him thinking he's invincible because my mum is a nurse and she's seen first-hand what head injuries can do to someone's life. I don't want him to think I'm trying to control him but it's only because I care about him and I can't lose him whether it's to brain damage or death. I know the risks of this are low but we live in quite a hilly area and I know people who have gone over the handle bars and have their helmets crack in two. They were lucky that it wasn't their head that cracked in two. How can I make him listen? My mum has even offered to buy him a helmet.


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Bicycle? Or motorcycle?
(As if it really makes a difference...)
Anyone who goes over the bars shouldn't be riding in the first place.
I would be more likely to wear a styrofoam cooler than a bicycle "helmet". Same material, same "protection".

If you don't want him to think you are trying to control him, stop trying.
Because that is exactly what you are doing.

Edit:
I agree whole heartedly with Dimo - even if we live on opposite coasts.
I live in a state without a mandatory helmet law - which allows me to have an open mind.
I've been riding over 20 years, and started later than most.
He's been riding since I was in diapers.
You may choose to base your decisions on facts and statements of experienced survivors, or whichever fallacy you choose to listen to.

True safety is up to the operator, not something they strap on or around them (ie: car).
Make the car safer? Give me a break! Make the driver safer.
Safe riders/drivers don't crash, or allow themselves to be crashed into.

Live Free Or Die.

Edit2: Now we have 7 thumbs down....obviously from those who think that since I am allowed to choose, THEY THINK they know my choice - even though not explicitly expressed in this post.
Since I AM allowed to choose, I must also choose, and THAT means I must consider ALL aspects, not just those forced on me by proponents of one side.
My personal view of bicycle helmets is that they are next to useless. After all, motorcycle helmets are only tested at 15mph - and I have ridden bicycles much faster than that.




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Should a 13 year old have to wear a helmet?




Erica


I want to bike around my neighborhood without a helmet but my dad won't let me. Keep I mind at the neighborhood is really safe.


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Your neighborhood is really safe, huh? Are the streets lined with marshmallows in case you fall on your own? That's right --- a full 45% of all cycling accidents are SOLO falls - no one else involved. See pie chart on this link - http://thinkbicyclingblog.wordpress.com/2010/08/28/how-to-avoid-urban-adult-bike-crashes/

Dear old Dad isn't so dumb after all - is he? Most that don't like helmets have that attitude from one that's too hot - improper ventilation. Get a good well ventilated helmet - not from Wally World or K-Mart. One like this - http://www.giro.com/us_en/products/men/road/indicator.html or this - http://www.giro.com/us_en/products/men/road/transfer.html

Is it okay to ride a bike when....?




Jamain v


You are not wearing a helmet? I will only use the bike around my subdivision (a big one) and I dont have a helmet. There is also no bike zone in my sub so is it also okay to ride my bike on the sidewalk?


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And I suppose all the streets & sidewalks in your neighborhood are lined with marshmallows in case you do fall. Right? I got news for ya...a full 45% of all bicycle accidents are "Solo Falls"! No one else or nothing else involved. See link...
http://thinkbicyclingblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/kaplan_bike_crash_causes.jpg

Get a good, well ventilated helmet & a helmet mirror. And ride on the STREETS! Sidewalks are for pedestrians. Streets are for vehicles. Bicycles are vehicles - by law!
http://www.giro.com/us_en/products/men/helmets/urban/indicator.html
http://safezonemirror.com/
http://www.bikexprt.com/streetsmarts/usa/index.htm




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Minggu, 02 Februari 2014

Do you guys travel by bicycle nowadays?




Lovely Rit


I'm 19 years old, live in the metro area and there really aren't any sidewalks anywhere!
I want to buy a bicycle and start traveling around in it because I want to save gas money.
Do any of you guys bicycle nowadays?
Literally NO ONE bicycles where I live since there aren't any sidewalks.
How would I travel?
On the road?
Do you guys wear helmets?
It wouldn't be a sports bicycle just a normal bicycle with a basket in the front.
It's about 100 degrees F outside, could I wear a hat?
Any tips for me?



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Your question reminded me of that old joke: Confucius say: "Girl that ride bicycle, pedal *** all over town".

I occasionally ride a bike in the park for exercise, but i don't use them as a means of transportation. Most cities in my area ban bicycles from the sidewalk, and I don't feel comfortable riding along the shoulder of the road with cars going 40MPH coming up behind me. My state mandates all bicyclists wear a helmet.

If you want to save gas money consider getting a small scooter, or moped for short trips around town. Some get close to 80 MPG. The "wind against your face"in 100 degree temps would be cooling. My BFF Chrissy has a little Yahama scooter she rides to college, and she says it's a blast, and no parking problems. It fits anywhere)

Jokes 4 the unhappy?




lexi


add jokes -notice the plural
and the 1st person that makes me luagh recieves 10 points
don't put urself down if there's a funnt joke b cause u still might b funnier
and don't let me waste five points acually try and come up w/ good jokes
dumb blond jokes
dirty jokes
funny jokes
riddles-w/ answers plz
stupid jokes
smart blond jokes-not sure if there are 'ne J.k. subsittute the blond for a brunnett in a dumb blond joke-lol jk

srry if offended 'ne 1 i didnt mean 2
srry
my appoligees agian



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101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home




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