What's a good comeback for wearing a helmet?

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BIG SMOKE

I tried ignoring or walking away but I want a witty or cool comeback so they can think twice next time or stop bugging me about it.

Answer
The helmet is my protection from the sun so it won't fry my brain like it did yours.

Think about it, had your mother worn a helmet the night you were conceived she wouldn't have beat her head against the bed board so hard.

(If you know something unflattering about them use this)
This helmet is a good talking point. It diverts attention like things they are saying about you.

It prevents permanent injury from being hit in the head, unlike in your case when you fell off you rocker, skateboard, bicycle, or whatever.

Hope some of these are helpful.

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Do you get a ticket for not wearing a bicycle helmet?

Joon-Suk P

If so, how much?

Answer
I don't think you will get a ticket, just a traumatic brain injury.

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