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Things you have to do at a gas station.
1. Stand by a gas pump and when someone approaches, scream "Kid get off my lawn!"
2. Stand by a gas pump and when a car pulls up yell "How may I take your order" in a bad accent, and then say "Would you like fries with that?"
3. Stay at the gas pump for an hour, and if someone honks, get out of your car and act "mental".
4. Park your car in front of a pump, and run off, hiding in the bushes. If someone honks, slowly walk to your car. Once there; give the people behind you the finger, and just sit in your car. If they honk again; get out and fill your car, like nothing ever happened
5. Act like a foreign gas attendant. (Especially in places where you fill your own car :P)
6. Knock on everyone's car windows, making sure they roll them down, after they're rolled down, ask;"Leaded or unleaded Sir/Ma'am"
7. If the gas station only has one other car, honk, and pretend your didn't do it.
8. Honk continuously for a minute.
9. Get out of your car and act like a hobo, asking for money from everyone.
10. If you have a nice car; park in front of a pump and sit in your car, with your windows down. When someone approaches, say "Money for the poor?"
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I love lists like these. Here are 30 things to do at wallmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"\
9. go up to one of the cameras they have on display and us it as a mirror and start picking your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
16.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
17.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
18.Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
19.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
20.Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
or Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
22.Two words: Marco Polo.
23.Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
24.Start playing football and see how many people will join.
25.Stand in front of the WalMart greeter and say "Welcome to WalMart" before the greeter can.
26.Have a long conversation with the greeter so that he/she cannot greet customers entering the store or give them a shopping cart.
27.Roll a tire down the aisle and chase after it.
28.Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department.
29.Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you. or Commando crawl through isles doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and crawl away as fast as possible.
30. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
I love lists like these. Here are 30 things to do at wallmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"\
9. go up to one of the cameras they have on display and us it as a mirror and start picking your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
16.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
17.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
18.Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
19.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
20.Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
or Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
22.Two words: Marco Polo.
23.Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
24.Start playing football and see how many people will join.
25.Stand in front of the WalMart greeter and say "Welcome to WalMart" before the greeter can.
26.Have a long conversation with the greeter so that he/she cannot greet customers entering the store or give them a shopping cart.
27.Roll a tire down the aisle and chase after it.
28.Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department.
29.Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you. or Commando crawl through isles doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and crawl away as fast as possible.
30. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
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