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What is the Most Creative Way You Would Kill Yourself?

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Lilium


I would jump into a tiger enclosure and hug them.


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I had a fascination with not leaving a body behind once and decided that paddling out on the ocean on a board with a shotgun into waters I know sharks inhabit was the most effective way. In terms of spectacle or discussion it kind of doesn't leave much opportunity though.
I once had the idea of a hand grenade taped to the back of a motorbike helmet and tying the loosened pin to long length of rope & the other end to something secure so you just ride off not knowing exactly when the pin was pulled, but grenades are kinda hard to get your hands on. And taping a gun to a helmet to do the same function would be too uncertain.
For display purposes there's always arcing a ginormous current through your body using a large piece of aluminium front and back with wires taken from appliances attached & thrown over two high-voltage wires or overhead train power lines. Not much chance of revival there.
But lately I'm leaning toward getting an industrial-size box of cardiac medication, i.e. nitroglycerin, and filling my stomach with that and my car with containers of pool chlorine and fuel fumes (once I'm out on the open highway) and timing it so that I can aim at a decent size tree before asphyxiating.
If you've ever seen the old Coke add with all the people in the big ball rolling down the hill, that's just a goldmine of suicidal glory. Imagine climbing inside that baby & pumping it full of helium - open the taps, climb inside with your gaffer tape & seal it up & wait for the resultant traffic chaos as your body enshrined in a clear plastic bubble drifts overhead... Nice.

what should i get my bf for Valentines day?




killvill


he is 30, loves motorcycles but i obviously cant buy him another! what is a good gift that shows him hes special to me.


Answer
Whatever you do DON'T GET HIM A STUFFED ANIMAL. That is the ultimate worst gift ever to get any man/boy, especially a 30 year old one.

Get him some goggles. My boyfriend's into motorbikes and that's what he's always wanted. If your budget's a little higher get him a new helmet or a leather jacket or even some gloves for riding.

Or, if he's got all that get him a harley davidson Zippo lighter.




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