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What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas?

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Billy


Ok so I'm 15 and me and my girlfriend have been dating only for about 2 and a half months but I truly feel like we have gone from just a crush to truly loving each other already. I have been in other relationships but the feeling I get when I'm around this one is just so different from the others in a good way. But I have a few ideas for a gift and I was wondering if anyone on here has any ideas. I really want to make it over the top. And something's she likes would be like music, sea animals, animals in general, and the color purple, if any of that helps. Thanks in advance!!


Answer
buy her a purple bicycle helmet, girls like helmets

What is the best way to remove a fishing hook from my scrotum?




scott m


I am so embarassed- I jumped out of the shower and grabbed the new rod and reel I got for my birthday- tried to cast it in the house and hooked myself near the taint. Can I do this myself?


Answer
no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I mean....no !

From the scrotalsafetycommission.com

Scrotal Safety Tips:

When hygienically inspecting your scrotum, remember to treat your fleshy sack with kid gloves (or an equivalent glove of soft construction). Keeping your fingernails neatly trimmed will also help cut down on self-inflicted scrotal damage.
Riding escalators is both fun and convenient. But please remember to wear slacks while you enjoy the mechanical comfort of a moving staircase. And never sit on an escalator tread, even if the escalator is not in service.
Purchasing a swimsuit with built-in underpants will greatly cut down on excess scrotal-stress during a spirited game of volleyball and the like.
A lady-friend can quickly become a lady-enemy where your scrotum is concerned. Play it wise and establish a "safe-word" during rough play. The Scrotal Safety Commission would like to recommend the safe-word: "Peachy-keen"
Get a professional to "size" you for under-shorts. Many scrotal accidents could have been easily avoided by sporting proper fitting under garments.
Due to the aggressive nature of tiny, uncontrollable legs -- baby-sitting may not be a solid career choice for those of you with "fragile scrotums". Sadly, new fathers may not be able to avoid the willy-nilly, groin-magnets that a baby's feet often are. In a case such as this, heavy padding and a generous application of expanding foam (available at your local hardware supplier) will help protect your region.
Bicycles are still legal in many states. Those of you that still insist on riding them should purchase a groin-helmet. These devices come in many colors and wind resistant shapes. Shop around to find the perfect groin-helmet for your needs. Plan a fun get-together with friends to decorate your groin-helmet with decals and "realistic battle damage".
Watch out for cancer.
Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
Check better informed websites for information about your scrotum. This one is not very good and may well be full of extremely bad ideas. Remember: An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner




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